Woman: "It's time for marketing to put the glitter on this software you've created"
Woman: "With my guidance this will beocme the premiere data backup software"
programmer1: "Bear in mind that we said it would take six months to write it"
programmer2: "You only gave us a month"
Woamn: "We'll fix the bugs in the next release...tell me about the features"
prog1: "At this point all it does is erase your disk drive"
prog2: "Unless you're on a network"
woman: "What happens if you're on a network?"
prog1: "it erases everybodys computer"
prog1: "And heaven forbid you have a modem"
prog2: "It calls all your friends and erases their drives"`
woman: "We'll call it 'QuickProtect'"
prog2: "If you have a sound card, it swears at you"

-From Dilbert